[Phone - usual filters]
I'm aware the phone is being used by practically everybody to announce things lately, so I will try to keep this brief.
I hate most people, and I think plants deserve this world more than we do.
I loved a man once. Just once.
...
[A long pause, as if she was wondering if that was important enough of a secret to admit...]
I hate my looks. Not my green skin of course- that makes me different, and closer to plants. But I would like to be able to talk to a man without them trying to flirt with me at one point or another.
My eyes are up there.
I'm aware the phone is being used by practically everybody to announce things lately, so I will try to keep this brief.
I hate most people, and I think plants deserve this world more than we do.
I loved a man once. Just once.
...
[A long pause, as if she was wondering if that was important enough of a secret to admit...]
I hate my looks. Not my green skin of course- that makes me different, and closer to plants. But I would like to be able to talk to a man without them trying to flirt with me at one point or another.
My eyes are up there.
...That will be all, thank you for listening.